And I know that you've probably heard some things that I'm not very proud of.
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Now where's that cake?
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- Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah. Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease.
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Sherry.
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I didn't go to electrical college, if that's what you mean. But I'm a handyman. Yeah, handyman's my thing. - What are you doing? - How you doin', man? Wait a minute.
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Shit!
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Maybe not. Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social. Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims. But where's an' ever you be, you got to be prepared for this.
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One for me...
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OK. We've got a live one, people. Conference room in five. Oh, Malcolm. Didn't recognize you with the make-up off. Got the Michaels file? - Got it. - Good. Bring it here.
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Good. You thought I was guilty the whole time, didn't you?
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Ten thousand. - On... bug-eye boy. - What?! Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh?
Oh, dear! The duct tape. I guess you're wonderin' why I got the duct tape. - It's a beauty secret. - Really? Yes. You never used duct tape to get rid of them unsightly hairs? - No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area. - Really? - No doubt, girl. The pork chops are on fire.
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Where has your life taken you? Far away from here. And I'm not sure if I'm goin' back. Really? Mom! I can't catch anything.
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Take it easy, Hattie. Who the hell do you think you are? Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty. I will not be treated like street poontang! Ben, if you wanna get with me... I mean... you will never get with me! Understand? And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not, you be goin' about it the wrong way. - How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house and lead with your shaboink-boink! Women don't respond to that. I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage.
