Found 337 results
15.5s
What are you doing? Take it out! - No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital. - You're okay, buddy. We're here. We're here. You're okay. Stay still. I got to wrap it up. Relax. We'll get you there in one second, okay? You're... - Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay. - Come on.
Instant Family
1m9s
Yes! I'm a little afraid to say anything, but yes, that's basically how we feel. That's how your children feel every day of their lives. When you took this on, you felt good about yourself because you knew that it mattered, right? Well, guess what. Things that matter are hard. Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing. Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got. So your job is to keep them safe, whether they want you to or not. Wow. He's got it too. ...much. That was incredible. Thank you. - I'm so sorry that I blew up at you. - I'm sorry I slapped you! - I know! That was crazy! - I know. I apologize. It was good. I needed it. I haven't been slapped for a long time. It was a bit aggressive. It was a little bit out of line. Well, you were, honey. You were. All right, honey, we gotta go. - We gotta get going. - Take care. Thank you. You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay! Bye! Bye! Thank you! Bye. Let's get in the house right away, really quick.
Instant Family
52.5s
All right, look, you drop them off. I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay? - Okay. - All right. - Wait, Pete, that's him! - What? Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...? Come on. I'm getting him. You! Dick pic! Hey! Hey! - Hey! Excuse me. - What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh? - Dick pic! - Think it's okay? Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl? You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top. I saw what you wrote to her: "If you don't show me something, I'm gonna lose interest." That's actually sexual assault, young man. It's disgusting! Not such a big man now, are you? Come on, whip it out! Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of! We're gonna call your mom, tell the principal, maybe even call the police. - What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob! - What? - My name is Charlie. That's Charlie. - I thought you said his name was Jacob. - Really? And my plums aren't shaved. Or big.
Instant Family