Good Lord, help em all. Now, I know you got somethin to say to that.
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Eighteenth floor. Ooh, thank you. Ooh, all these guards and locked doors. This must be what its like to get in one of Oprah's private parties. Yeah. You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr. Fuller has a meeting in the conference room... and I'm not allowed to disturb him. - Okay, well, I'll just wait in- - Yeah.
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- Hello? - Big Momma, is that you? Oh, course it is. Where are you? Listen. I'm at this club called The Zone. And I'm really scared right now. Can you please come and help me?
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And you drag my Big Momma into this? - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. - I got Bishop. - Where is he? Right over- He's right over- - Wait-Where- - Lets go. - Lets go. Knock it off. - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? This is him, right? - Yeah. He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? Cause right now he's our only lead. Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.
Look, if this is about... those butt-ball naked pictures of Billy Dee... you gotta understand, that's Billy. I just checked my e-mail. There he was. I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!' And all I could say to myself was, 'II got Billy! I got Billy! I got Billy!' No. No, I, uh- I can assure you- Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller. Mr. Fuller? Have mercy. Yes. And since you seem to have such close access to the family... the fact is, we could really use your help. Well, what could Big Momma possibly- I get it. You want me to take him out. - No. No. - Yeah. Uh- uh? - No. We just want you to keep an eye on him. - Ah? You know, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? Uh, wait. He seems to be getting outside help on that big project he's working on. But what's really important is... we need to find out who he's working with. Now, ma'am, do you think you could find out that information? Well, um. Well, my m. o. would be to stay close to the perps. That way, I wont compromise the assets... and I'll wait for the intel to fall in my hands. - Excuse me? - Well, I mean... you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things. Don't worry. Big Momma got that. I got it.
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- Watch Big Momma. See? Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. Just feel it. All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. You gotta go right, baby. There you go. No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! Dip, dip, dip, baby. - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me?
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Oh, Ponch, that's no way for a dog to act.
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Are you sure this is your church? I know my own- Of course it is. I'm half Jewish. You got a problem with that? You anti- Semitic- Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Of course not. Everything's cool. That's some nice bling you got on there. Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma. But I thought you said you went to Princeton. It was my fathers. For all that work, this is all that's left.
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Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
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Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm, I got him! I got him! I got him! Malcolm, Malcolm, I got him! Molly, why don't you take your brother and sister down to the concession stand... and get em some ice cream? Big Momma go to stretch one more again, okay? Uh- Freeze! F.B.I.! Hold it right there! Hold it! Come here! Don't make me run after you! I don't like chasin' people!
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- Uh, okay, this is Agent Keneally. Please advise. I just made B.M. in the back of a cab. Uh, you did what in the back of the cab? Big Momma! I just made B - I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab. And now I'm going to get V.D. Visual data. I'm going - Never mind.
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I've been walking around for an hour looking for you. - I was busy, if you hadn't noticed. Very, very specific encrypted notation.
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You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. - I totally was. - No. You were sitting at the computer. And your history book is over there... by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.
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- L chaim. - Shalom. L chaim. Uh, yeah. - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- - I got it. Sooners. - What? His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. I'm in! - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. - How about the satellite? - That'll work. Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? I'm at temple. Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. Lets go.