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47.9s
Oooh. - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. Okay, I deserve that. My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. - What? - Working. I'm good at what I do. Real good. I know all the answers. Well, at least I used to. - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- that you're invulnerable. Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean.
Big Momma's House 2
1m19s
Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... because sometimes I- Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. Ooh! Oh! Yes! I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. That is a great idea. Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- My advice to you lovely ladies... on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... is to give it up. That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. - And twice on Saturday. - What? I did. Shoot, before he went to work... in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. Had him droolin' on the biscuits. Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. - Really? - Oh, yeah. Ooh.
Big Momma's House 2
1m2s
What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter? - Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace. Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk. Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning? - That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait. If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen... that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring. Tutoring? The boys only two years old. I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can. And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do... I want to make sure that that is a possibility. Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads. He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now. And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do. Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that. Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right? Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment. - Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you.
Big Momma's House 2
1m10s
And you drag my Big Momma into this? - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. - I got Bishop. - Where is he? Right over- He's right over- - Wait-Where- - Lets go. - Lets go. Knock it off. - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? This is him, right? - Yeah. He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? Cause right now he's our only lead. Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.
Big Momma's House 2
55.1s
What time does the paradin' begin? and you can just take off all your clothes and put this on. I think you'll be very comfortable. And then you just put your things in this locker. There's nothing else in there but your things. There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal. - Hey. - Hello. Hi. Tryin' to find my locker. Ooh. Around here somewhere. Ooh. Oh. Ooh.
Big Momma's House 2