Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road. Yes, ma'am.
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F.B.I. Sorry, ma'am. I'm gonna have to ask you to step inside the van, please.
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Lets go. Secure the area! - Big Momma? Big Momma? - Go to the left. Up! Up! Stand back. Stand back. I'm going to have to perform... mouth-to-mouth. The hell you are! What, are you crazy?
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- Ohhh!
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Ooh.
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Okay, uh - Oh. Oh.
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Damn, man! Put on some drawers! This is a family beach, not Chippendales! What's wrong with you?
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But if we grab hold of each other and hold on- There's nothin' more beautiful in the world. You angels are my heart, and I'll never forget you.
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Oh, yes, there we go. Ooh, do me a favor, will you? Hold that for me. Thank you.
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Id get everything pointy out of the room. is going through a bit of a phase. Well, like this, for example. She never used to lock her door. - Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right. A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends... including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say... would not be our favorite.
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Wife? Been there. Ooh. Ooh!
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Ah, that would be our buyer. Right on time.
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Oooh. - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. Okay, I deserve that. My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. - What? - Working. I'm good at what I do. Real good. I know all the answers. Well, at least I used to. - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- that you're invulnerable. Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean.
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3.1s
- On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah.
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Take your little brother in there for me. I'll be right there.
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What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? You cant take- Chad? 19? This girl up in here is 15. Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today.
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- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?