Just… just one night out of the whole year, I thought maybe he could make time.
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2.5s
[Long] I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
[Li Na] Incoming!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[horns honking]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Come in.
Wish Dragon
28.6s
Well, I… uh… I'll tell you. Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. You should learn to have faith in humanity. I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem. I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand the power of human friendship. It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no.
Wish Dragon
27.4s
Oh, wow. Oh! It's like a time machine up here. Yeah, sorry. This is the only place I can get peace and quiet. [Li Na] You'll never have peace. Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you! -[clucks] -No, Clucky! You're dead. Are you gonna cry? Are we gonna see tears now? I regret nothing. You were delicious. You're gonna know what regret tastes like. Get away from me, you ghost chicken. -Why did you eat me? -It was Li Na. She made me do it.
Wish Dragon
27.9s
-She's so pretty now. -Like a princess. Well, her nose is a little flat. [Mrs. Song] Start with this. -You really shouldn't go to-- -You're skinnier than a broom handle. -I wasn't expecting-- -Li Na! Did you know Din puts flowers on Clucky's grave every year? Mr. Huang, cut it out. I did not know that. He's so cute. He even cries a little. I am not crying. I am mourning. -He even brings flowers. -A tiny bouquet!
Wish Dragon
9s
They have parades in heaven? [Long sighs] My point is there's a simple solution to every problem in the world. Including yours. Use it.
Wish Dragon
8.9s
Long, you look good as a human. Now, walking can be tricky, but-- Okay, party time. [tires screech]
Wish Dragon
5.8s
Din, I brought you some… Hello, Mother. Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?
Wish Dragon
5.8s
Okay, I… I just… I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.
Wish Dragon
5.5s
[gasps] I'm sorry. I must look totally crazy. No, no.
Wish Dragon
4s
Just… just don't tell Li Na about any of this.
Wish Dragon
23.4s
Uh-huh. Are you… drinking alcohol? -No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking. -Where are you hiding it? Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school! -You're acting crazy all the time. -Mom! I am your mother! I know when something is wrong. -What is it? -Nothing is wrong! Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help.
Wish Dragon
13.9s
I'm sorry. But… why did you lie? I wasn't planning to. I just… I was worried that if you found out it was, well, just me, everything would end.
Wish Dragon
5.7s
There's… something I need to tell you. You have one more wish. You don't have to do this.
Wish Dragon
5.5s
-Some things never change. -Here. [Mrs. Chu] Sold! Next. -Ow, ow. -[Mrs. Chu] Move!