Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[singing in Chinese]
Wish Dragon
2.8s
Bon appetit! Surprise!
Wish Dragon
21.3s
So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner. Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. -Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? -Hi, Mrs. Song. I'm sorry. Do I know you? Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise! We have an unexpected visitor.
Wish Dragon
6.9s
Whoa. Perfect. And the personal assistant who has to do everything I ask for the next 24 hours.
Wish Dragon
8.3s
Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you? We-- Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit for everything after I died.
Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. [neighs]
Wish Dragon
2s
Uh, hello?
Wish Dragon
36.4s
Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? -Great joke, guys. -Joke? -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? It shall be so. Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! -It shall be so. -Whoa. For the finest carriage in all the land? Pow! It's yours! The wings of a hawk! [caws] Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? Or anything else that your heart desires.
Wish Dragon
1s
[both sigh]
Wish Dragon
1.9s
Fine, 24 hours.
Wish Dragon
23.1s
Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!
