Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. It's not a little man. It's television.
Wish Dragon
4.3s
Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. [neighs]
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.
Wish Dragon
15.5s
Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? Uh, no. [mockingly] No. [hiccups] Oh, no. What's a man like you doing all by himself?
Wish Dragon
6.7s
Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. I know what you're gonna say. -You do? -Yes.
Wish Dragon
5.8s
You mean to tell me this happens every single day?
Wish Dragon
3.4s
-Li Na, is that you? -Go away. I'm busy.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
-[menacing music] -Ah!
Wish Dragon
1.8s
Stupid shoes.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
I'm sorry.
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon
5.2s
Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. Here, I brought you something special.
Wish Dragon
14.5s
-How was school? -Great. School was great. You lie to everyone, not just yourself. -Leave me alone. -Fine. [gasps] No, Mom. I was just… -You know where to find me. -…talking to somebody else.
Wish Dragon
1s
Refreshing.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
This is amazing.
Wish Dragon
14.2s
Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal. -Lights on. -Think you can bring Li Na to this dump? Quiet, you! Homework out. Her fridge is bigger than this apartment. If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything. She's here!
Wish Dragon
18.9s
No, it's freezing. You coming down with something? Oh, no. Just… studying. Okay. Here. -I'll heat you up some leftovers. -Li Na will love leftovers. -Hey, stop it! -Stop what? Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine. You don't seem fine.
