Oh, no, I didn't get excited till I saw the Kullen. Screw, please. Here? Now? Just kidding. I know it's been decades. You'd be surprised.
Deadpool
6.6s
Sit on a stick. Bacfln? Yeah. Bactin should do it.
Deadpool
11.9s
Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade. I've been trying to tell you assholes, you've got the wrong girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead. See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back.
Deadpool
2.7s
Thanks, dickless. And I mean you.
Deadpool
1.2s
You wanna get fucked up?
Deadpool
6.3s
I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool... but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
Deadpool
7s
Uh... That was Bandhu in the trunk.
Deadpool
2.3s
(COLOSSUS GRUNTS) (ANGEL DUST GROANS)
Deadpool
14.5s
You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
1.4s
(SCREAMING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROWLS)
Deadpool
1.7s
God, come here, you.
Deadpool
1.2s
Bob?
Deadpool
4.8s
And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.
