I can't believe this is happening again. What are the odds? Fuck.
Superbad
3.3s
So loud. Don't let the parents hear.
Superbad
2.1s
We bingo, bango, ready to go, go?
Superbad
2.2s
Hope piggy can run.
Superbad
1.5s
Hey.
Superbad
11.1s
- Can I shoot one? - Yeah, go nuts. Go nuts. Have a good time, man. Empty the clip. Empty the clip on it, man. Shit! The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail! Shotgun, shotgun! Damn it!
Superbad
12.5s
He's not usually this drunk when he does this... ...but I think that could make it more cool. McLovin!
Superbad
6.4s
Man, that's gonna get you so much ass. Seriously? - I know what to do about the car. - Sweet.
Superbad
5.8s
Also, I'm... I'm really sorry that I blocked your cock.
Superbad
1.4s
Oh, man.
Superbad
33.7s
What the hell is that? It's a fucking vest, dumbass. - I'm trying to look older. - You look like Pinocchio. - It's just a vest. - They got a lot of booze in there. If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit. No way, man. I work there. They know I'm not 25. Nobody said anything about you, dick-mouth. You really fucked me on this one. So now I'm gonna steal the booze. Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later. Mike Snider's ID always works. So will mine, man. Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay? I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.
Superbad
41.2s
We should grab one of these buckets and get out. You out of your mind? How are we gonna get a fucking bucket out? - Dude, what the fuck? - Hey, man. What the fuck do you think you're doing? - What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone? - What do you think you're doing? - Hang up. Nothing. What... What... What's wrong, Mark? You weren't invited. Get the fuck out of here. - Come on, Mark. It's cool, man. - You using my fucking phone? You calling your fucking friends again? You calling your friends, your fantastic friends? No. I mean, yes. But I mean I'll... Come on, man, just relax. Mark, please. Get the fuck out of here. The fuck out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house. - This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!
Superbad
12.5s
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun, ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. - Come on! - Please don't shoot, sir. "Please don't shoot." Shut up and spread your shit!
Superbad
6.7s
You didn't. I remember that you... I avoided it. It whizzed right by me, and I said, "Stay away from me," you know.