Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man. We made it. We made it with the booze and everything. We made it. Hold this.
Superbad
6.3s
Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?
Superbad
1.2s
Oh, you got a stain too.
Superbad
2.4s
Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
Superbad
4s
This is bullshit. Pussy.
Superbad
7.5s
- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no! - No! - Stop him, McLovin! McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
12.9s
So I is an imaginary number. It doesn't really exist. If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Is this making s...? Okay.
Superbad
3.3s
It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
Superbad
13.8s
She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
Superbad
8s
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Superbad
4.2s
- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
5.3s
Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot. Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.
Superbad
1.4s
- Okay, bye. - Evan!
Superbad
7.5s
- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane. - How are you? - Good. Beautiful.
Superbad
1m8s
Yo. Hey, I was doing some research for next year... ...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. - The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage? The Vag-tastic Voyage is the one where... ... they find random girls on the street, and they invite them into a van... ...and then they bang them in the van. It's like 13 bucks a month... ...and you get access to other sites. Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes... ...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that. That's disgusting. You're like an animal. I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit. Peeing on people. That's normal? Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into 10 years from now. I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. Like some editing, transition, something. Some music. Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of, okay? Plus your parents are gonna be looking at the bill, dipshit. Yeah, you're right. I probably should pick the one with the least dirty name.
Superbad
10.3s
Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.
