What the fuck, Seth? He's my best friend. Oh, shit.
Superbad
4.8s
It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Superbad
13.3s
- Shoot-off. - Shoot-off. - Shoot-off! - Shoot-off! There's a lot of reasons why I like you. I mean, you're handsome and you're a good friend. Dude, there he is. That's the guy. Hey, Mark, right there.
Superbad
1.7s
Fagell?
Superbad
1.7s
Holy shit, they busted Fogell.
Superbad
9.8s
Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight? You brought a condom with you? Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know? I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.
Superbad
6.4s
We're so fucked. We're so fucked. This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. Okay, just calm down. Just calm down, all right?
Superbad
9.1s
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Mark. Let's just chill. Everyone just chill out.
Superbad
1.1s
Come on, go.
Superbad
8s
- The joint can't hold me. - Holy shit, Fogell's a badass. I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me. Fucking pigs.
Superbad
7.1s
Hey. You dance hot. Thank you.
Superbad
3.7s
Not from you. Give me that booze, Fagell.
Superbad
5.8s
You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.
Superbad
38.3s
...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...
Superbad
4.4s
But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.
Superbad
20s
Jesus, fuck. - Hang on one second. - What? Becca, I don't think you wanna do this. - You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk. - I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me. I want you to be my first. I want you inside me. So just... Just go with it. - Let it happen. - I know, but...
Superbad
10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
Superbad
5.1s
Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?
