She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
Superbad
9.2s
Give me a fucking warning before you do it. I'll scare him out of wherever he's hiding. This isn't gonna do shit. Get in the car. Get in the car. This is your fault, you piece of...
Superbad
10.4s
Yes. Oh, my God. It worked. It worked. We won. We won.
Superbad
7.7s
- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...
Superbad
5.1s
- What up? - Morning. Morning.
Superbad
2.4s
Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
Superbad
3.3s
Sleepover at my house? You wanna come sleep...?
Superbad
4.2s
- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
2.9s
- He's a crack-up. - I'm just gonna go.
Superbad
7.5s
It was my last chance and I fucked it up and... Your last chance to do what? To make you my girlfriend for the summer.
Superbad
11.6s
What about, like, Perfect Ten? Something like that, you know? Like Perfect Ten? Because that could be any number of things. They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
1.8s
Fuck.
Superbad
1m9s
Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.
Superbad
4s
You fucking killed her! No!
Superbad
15.7s
So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Superbad
3.3s
It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
