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24.7s
It's in. Oh, my God, it's in. All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go. McLovin! What the fuck? - Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us. Why did you run away? Michaels, get up here. - No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck? Why would you do that? - I was disoriented from... - Were you violating that girl? You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look. - McLovin? - No, no, no. No.
Superbad
30.9s
I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to say it. I just... I lo... I love you. - I'm not embarrassed. - I love you. I love you. Why don't we say that every day? Why can't we say it more often? I just love you. I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream: "I love my best friend, Evan." - We should go up on my roof. - For sure. Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you. - I missed you too. - I want the world to know.
Superbad
29.8s
- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Superbad
20.7s
So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.
Superbad