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1m17s
How did this happen, Evan? Fuck, man! His dad's gonna fucking kill him. Look, okay? He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash and ran out. So... - How...? - How...? How...? How...? - Say when, height-wise. - I'm gonna start up here, tell me when. - I'll start on the bottom and... - When. Whatever 5'10" is, he was 5'10". Ethnically, I mean, did... What...? I mean, was he...? Was he like us, or...? A woman? - Female? - No. - Is that what you're asking? - No, no. Was he...? - Like... - What? What? - African? - Af... Af... - Was he African? - African. No. He was American, and he was like you. - He looked just like you. - He was Jewish. Okay, Jew. - It's an odd crime for a Jew. - They're pretty docile. Okay, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie. No, you don't. No. That's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew? - No, I look like a cop. - Yeah. He was Caucasian. - Caucasian. - All right. - Okay. - Well, touch�. Kind of looked like Eminem. Does that help you? - An M&M. - An M&M. - So he was circular...? - Marshall Mathers. Eminem? - The rapper, Eminem. - Did he look like this?
Superbad
24.7s
It's in. Oh, my God, it's in. All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go. McLovin! What the fuck? - Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us. Why did you run away? Michaels, get up here. - No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck? Why would you do that? - I was disoriented from... - Were you violating that girl? You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look. - McLovin? - No, no, no. No.
Superbad
30.9s
I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to say it. I just... I lo... I love you. - I'm not embarrassed. - I love you. I love you. Why don't we say that every day? Why can't we say it more often? I just love you. I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream: "I love my best friend, Evan." - We should go up on my roof. - For sure. Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you. - I missed you too. - I want the world to know.
Superbad