Democracy is the worst! Endless talking and listening to every stupid opinion! And everybody's vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are.
The Dictator
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Love it! - Here's what you do. - Okay. Zipline across, kill the double, and then rip up the constitution in front of the world's media. Piece of cake.
The Dictator
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You mean my double.
The Dictator
2.4s
Hello, Lancaster!
The Dictator
2.5s
I like goats.
The Dictator
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What are you doing? This man is an imposter! No! This traitor tried to kill me and had my beard removed! Look! Arrest the viper Tamir! And now in another amazing turn of events, Tamir Mafraad is being taken away. This constitution is nothing but a license for oil companies and foreign interests to destroy my beloved Wadiya! Wadiya will remain a dictatorship!
The Dictator
11s
That's Tamir Mafraad, Aladeen's trusted advisor, sharing a lighthearted moment with Chinese businessman, Xiang Lao. Any thoughts on what they might be saying, Mike? I thought I made out the words "Harvey Keitel."
The Dictator
2.3s
Get out of here before Tamir kills you.
The Dictator
12.3s
Let's now look back at the wonderful events of the past year. After Wadiya's first free elections, President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen won 98. 8% of the vote.
The Dictator
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You do. You care if it's pointy. Why would I care about such a trivial detail? Are you serious? Are you serious right now? Of course I'm serious. That's why you had me executed! The shape of the missile has nothing to do with the payload delivery. That's what I said! That's what I said the first time! No, that's what I said, and you went crazy. No! You said Professor Popeye this... Professor Popeye is a cartoon. No, I know this!
The Dictator
2.7s
Are you having a boy or an abortion?
The Dictator
3.4s
Who cares if it's pointy? What?
The Dictator
3.2s
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
The Dictator
8.4s
Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'? Are you guys friends of the deceased? Do you want me to say this in front of his widow? I was his lover. No. That is not true.
The Dictator
10.8s
So, we're opening 300 Women's Centers, but I'm going to have to take a break for a little bit because I'm pregnant. What?
The Dictator
12.4s
I have great news. We are just days away from testing the new missiles. I have re-engineered the oxidizing ducts and the payload delivery systems. But you'll be happy to know, the missile is now pointy!
