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Yes. And? I found it heartwarming and life-affirming.
The Dictator
I'm actually a little somebody called Admiral General Aladeen.
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No, what's your real name? Wait, this will convince you.
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I'm going to enjoy this now. No, don't. Don't. Don't. Please, don't!
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An outer layer of cocksucker, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of cocksucker underneath.
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Oh, my God! There's a little goat eating the wire!
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Somebody stop that man! Yes!
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Hard and spiky on the outside, but soft and really mushy on the in. You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion.
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You are making a fool out of me!
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"Ohhh." See? She goes "Ohhh" all the time. Watch.
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It's out! And it's pointy!
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No! Get it out of here!
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That's your beard? No, no, no! It's not my beard. My friend chopped the head off Morgan Freeman.
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Hello. I am Admiral General Aladeen. I am here to deliver my speech to the United Nations. Look, Admiral, it's too hot for crazy.
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My pockets are empty. I could poo.
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