Okay. Well, hey, Allison, you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to. All of our employees are political refugees, just like you! There's Hannah over here. She's from El Salvador. She's a really useful member of our team.
The Dictator
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So, you're going to make billions. What will you do with all those dollars?
The Dictator
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I will take no options off the table. And I mean what I say. Tonight we ask... Who is General Aladeen?
The Dictator
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So, yeah, this is my store! This is the Free Earth Collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.
The Dictator
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Next!
The Dictator
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Allison, could you please take your hands off my breasts?
The Dictator
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You seem educated. Yes. I went to Amherst. I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
The Dictator
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He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth.
The Dictator
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Yeah, of course! You're the Wadiyan dissident who was standing up to that asshole Aladeen.
The Dictator
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Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen," including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.
The Dictator
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Okay, he's returning to the podium.
The Dictator
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The Wadiyan people love being oppressed! Dictatorship forever!
The Dictator
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Nice to meet you, Allison Burgers. - You know, I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The Dictator
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According to Wadiyan propaganda, Haffaz Aladeen was born in 1973.
The Dictator
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General Aladeen was born the only son of the Colonel Aladeen, himself a savage and violent dictator.
The Dictator
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- Where are you taking me to? - To Brooklyn!
The Dictator
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It was so brave of you.
The Dictator
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No, no, no, it's more of a power trip with me. Everybody has a price. Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!
