If you hate Aladeen and you like good food, this is the place for you. This way. Here we go.
The Dictator
6.3s
Do I know you? Sorry.
The Dictator
1.2s
Why me?
The Dictator
1.2s
Hasan, lock the door!
The Dictator
2.3s
Aladeen! Aladeen!
The Dictator
1.4s
Enjoy it.
The Dictator
7.5s
What do you do? Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.
The Dictator
2.9s
Wait. You look very familiar.
The Dictator
3.1s
I mean, is every day in Iran casual Friday?
The Dictator
4.7s
We all live here in Little Wadiya. The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!
The Dictator
4.6s
You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
The Dictator
4s
With pressure mounting, Aladeen addressed his nation today.
The Dictator
2.8s
Girls, show him your bosoms.
The Dictator
2.2s
Oh, no!
The Dictator
3.5s
I return to Wadiya to participate in fair elections.
The Dictator
1.3s
Come on!
The Dictator
13.8s
There's a number in the name? Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer? No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! No! It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard! No! It's not Aladeen!
The Dictator
8s
With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons?
