Listen, while you're here, I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State Building, before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.
The Dictator
7.7s
Also, if you're interested in taking in a Broadway show while you're here, and you don't mind the homo stuff, I highly recommend Billy Elliot.
The Dictator
6.7s
Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep. Tomorrow is your big speech. Nobody touch the minibar! It's a fucking rip-off!
The Dictator
3.9s
You know what, I like this guy despite his liberal views. Very good, sir.
The Dictator
3.9s
Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your specifications.
The Dictator
3.9s
And they accuse me of being an international criminal?
The Dictator
3.3s
Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the fuck?
The Dictator
14.2s
Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra security. This is Mr. Clayton. Admiral General, I am here for your protection 24/7. Okay. But in the interest of full disclosure, I have to say I hate A-rabs.
The Dictator
6.3s
Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in A-vatar.
The Dictator
5.4s
Inflate my neck pillow and pack my book of medium-level Sudoku.
The Dictator
3.7s
In fact, anyone from outside of America is technically an A-rab.
