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I cannot begin to tell you what an honor it is to be able to provide all of the catering... Well, of course. ...and the mafroom for this signing. You just paid this month's rent! She offered me a job. Can you imagine that? Me? Working? Listen, hold onto that badge. It's the only thing that'll get you past security. Okay, thanks. Wait a minute.
The Dictator
1m7s
Here is the plan. We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights. Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy. Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions. Don't worry. I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing. Yes, you do, because you gave them to yourself! My performance in Aladeen Jones and the Temple ofDoom was outstanding. I give it thumbs down. Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb? Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real. All right, can you get me a cloak? Why? Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak. No, your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge. I need the sheriff's badge. For what? You're sheriff of American douche-town! That's rude. Listen. We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous. - Okay. No problem. - This has to work. Don't worry. Just relax.
The Dictator
35.1s
Allison! Are you okay? I... Yes. You know what? You people, you make me sick! You see a Middle Easterner on an aircraft and you just assume that he's hatching some violent plot? Allison Burgers is a persecuted dissident, not a murderous madman! He was reported saying, "Let's take out the guards at the Lancaster." Guess what? We deliver to the Lancaster! Good one! Maybe he wanted to take the guards out for a falafel! That's a bit of a stereotype, but I get the idea. Great idea! Yeah. You... You know what? Is it a crime to care about your job? Yeah! Well, it is in Wadiya.
The Dictator
26.9s
Hey, buddy, I saw that. That is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever, dude. Who are you, Osama bin Laden's best friend? No, he is not my best friend! Though he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.
The Dictator