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I've figured out a way to get you out of this airport. How? Well, we have laws here that protect aliens who have a credible fear of returning to their own country. If we can establish this fear with you, then the CBP will be forced to begin Expedited Removal Procedures, to bring you to an immigration judge and let you plead your case for asylum. Asylum. Unfortunately, the courts are so backed up with asylum cases that the soonest you'd get before a judge would be six months from now. Yes, and we would have no choice but to let you go for those six months. It's the law. You'd be released. You would be free to wait in New York until your court date. But, believe it or not, most people never show up before the judge.
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You sure it's jazz in there? It might be the blues. - Or salsa. - Maybe it's Stevie Wonder. - No, no, is jazz. - Okay, guys. Okay. For tonight's grand prize, we have... Show them, Gupta. I found this upstairs. Virgin Air, first class lounge. There you go. And they belong to? - Cher. - Cher? - As in Cher? - Yeah. Cher. I checked it out. There were witnesses. Those are Cher's panties. - Ready? - Hurry up So, will we share the panties? - No, no, no. - Not if I win. - Come on. - Wait a second.
The Terminal