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- You know why men are such assholes? - No. Because they're all liars.

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No, I try to call home. So then...

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You make a habit out of listening to other people's conversations?

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You sure it's jazz in there? It might be the blues. - Or salsa. - Maybe it's Stevie Wonder. - No, no, is jazz. - Okay, guys. Okay. For tonight's grand prize, we have... Show them, Gupta. I found this upstairs. Virgin Air, first class lounge. There you go. And they belong to? - Cher. - Cher? - As in Cher? - Yeah. Cher. I checked it out. There were witnesses. Those are Cher's panties. - Ready? - Hurry up So, will we share the panties? - No, no, no. - Not if I win. - Come on. - Wait a second.

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- Okay. So you are clean. - Good. Let's play cards. I will have money. But Friday. Don't worry about it. We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found. You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come. I have two nines and two nines. Four nines.

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- Careful, careful. - Watch out. Wait. We have a question for you, Viktor. Yeah, we're just curious. What is in the can? - What? This? - Yeah, we saw the x-ray. We know there's no nuts in there.

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Flight number 801 to Narita is now announcing final boarding... "You can't. That is mine." "You can get so confused." Viktor? Well, hi.

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What is in there? This is jazz.

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Please. - How are you? - Good.

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- Jazz? - Jazz, yes. - Jazz? - Yes.

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Close your eyes.

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- What if we x-rayed him? - Yes.

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- I'm not going to lose my job. - Fine.

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Have a seat. - Here? - Here. Come on, sit down. - Who invited him? - I did. We needed a fourth, right? - I'm not going to play with him. - Oh, Gupta, relax, would you? - He isn't a spy. - How do you know? He could be recording everything we say. A wire in his shirt. A microphone up in his ass.

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We have lobster ravioli from Alitalia. We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot. Okay. Just bring it. - Hey, Viktor. - Hello, all. Look. The man without a country. Come on in. Welcome. - I see this. - You did well.

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6:30, yes, boss.

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Pull him off Harry's crew, put him on mine. You start 6:30 Monday morning. You give me job?

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Look at this cornicing. This is good work. Must be Harry's crew. You with Harry's crew? Does Harry think he's running this job? - I go now. - Go where? - Gate 67. - 67? We're ten months away from 67. He's got to be Harry's. If he's not mine, and he's not yours... Harry's trying to make me look bad. I've got to slow him down before he gets to 67. - What's your name? - Viktor Navorski.

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