I gotcha. So listen... What are you doing? Why would two adults come into a bathroom on an airplane? Honey, come on. To have a private conversation. Ah, that's funny. Listen. I'm just trying to understand why you are turning down the opportunity of a lifetime. Because I don't trust that guy. - Why? - 'Cause instincts. Your instincts? The same ones that told you you were about to get laid in here?
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Remember that one?
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"Some people call me Maurice."
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We would be sailing around European harbors. - Yeah. - Okay? We'd be eating fresh fish. - Right. - And we'd be drinking wine. - Hmm. - We'd be together. That's nice. - They have a chef. - They have a chef. His name is Maurice. Maurice? - Maurice, yes. - Maurice.
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On a bus. A bus that is bound for the idyllic village of San Grigio, where we can watch a demonstration on how they age ham. - Let me explain something. - Tell me what I'm missing. - Are you kidding me? - Go.
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That'll be 17 euro. No, no, no. Please. The beer is on me. I'm not just taking a beer from somebody I don't know. Oh, my gosh. And I do hope you take advantage of my other offer. Hey. I'm not just gonna stand here while you offer to pay me to have sex with my wife. But out of curiosity, how much are we talking? - Great. - I wouldn't do it. - Hey, listen to me. - What? He is inviting us to spend the weekend with him on a yacht with his family. Well, we have plans.
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So... can I get a Labatts, brother?
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Shut up! Let's do the... We'll do the yacht, okay? - Thank you. - All right. Cavendish! We've changed our minds. We're gonna come.
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Hey! Hey, Gonzales. Where is our welcome glass of champagne? - We were promised... - Summer hit me! ...a glass of champagne when we arrived... Zip it! Both of you! Will you stop that? I know you hear me!
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I bet that's Cavendish's ex-fiancée who left him for his uncle. Oh, okay. I'm starving. Where's that Maurice dude? Uh, I don't think we're supposed to talk to him directly. - Let's wait for dinner. - Which is when? I don't... Honey, it's later. I don't know. It's Europe, okay? The bus observes a standard American dinnertime, so...
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Let's go put on some sunscreen 'cause it's... You already put the sunscreen on me earlier. No, we're gonna... we're gonna reapply the sunscreen. - We're putting more on? - We're gonna reapply. All right. We'll put more on. - So nice to meet you. - I can't believe... This is great! - He's so excited. - We're on the same ship!
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- Hello. - Bienvenidos. Thank you. - Thank you. - De nada. - This is amazing. - Señor. I thought it was gonna be bigger. - What? - I did. - Bigger than this? - I really did.
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Look at that. It says that her last name isn't even really Ballard. Well, so what?
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How do you just come out looking that beautiful?
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Oh! My God!
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Splendid.
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Okay. When we get to Monaco, I'll get you your Claritin. It's not... It's gonna be called something else over there, I'm telling you. Just remember, we... The blue box. You know, "Allegra" in, uh, French means the same shit as Claritin.