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I don't feel... I don't feel good. - Babe. - Oh, God. It's an Italian prison. You know the food's gonna be incredible. We'll have meatballs and pesto sauce and all that. It's not co-ed, honey. All right? We're... We're not gonna be in jail together. I know.

Murder Mystery

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- We gotta turn ourselves in. - Wait, what? They're all gonna show up. If we run, they're gonna shoot us. What do you mean? We're gonna just go to jail? It's better than getting shot, ain't it?

Murder Mystery

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It's not like canceling a pizza, honey. You tell 'em to show up, they show up. If he's not the killer, who is the killer? And if we don't know who the killer is before they get here, we're screwed! Do you understand this? He's gotta be here in this house. This is gorgeous wallpaper. Is that fabric? Is this embossed? Sweetheart, you're losing it! You're making me nuts right now! No, I know. Hold on. Okay. All right, it's good. You all right? You breathing? - I have to breathe through this. - Look at me.

Murder Mystery

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I spoke to my partner in New York City. I said, get the death certificates for Madeleine and the son. He could only find one for Madeleine. But then I started thinking, maybe there's no death certificate because there was no death. Nonsense. Malcolm desperately wanted a boy to sire the next generation of Quinces. He would never abandon a son. But... what if it was a daughter? - Yes! - What if it was a daughter? The love of his life dies, dies giving birth to his unwanted daughter. - Yes! - It almost makes sense. - It does! It kinda does! - It makes total sense. He gave her away. Then where is she now? Well, she could be anywhere. She could have got married. She could've joined a gang, changed her name. Who knows? Carry on.

Murder Mystery

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- Okay, he's dead. - Oh, my God. - What the hell? - Oh, God. Case reopened, babe. They must have poisoned his drink! - Nick! - And look at his face. It's... I mean, besides the foaming mouth, he still kinda looks good. What is with this man?

Murder Mystery

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So it wouldn't matter what the will said. Straight up, Maharajah. The kids were gonna get the money, whether the old man married Suzi or not. Mm-hmm. But both of Malcolm's children are dead.

Murder Mystery

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You two were spying on me in my bathroom? Trust me, I did... We saw a lot of shit that night that I did not want to see. I mean, apologize ahead of time. We had to see you guys having sex.

Murder Mystery

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If we're gonna do that, we gotta... we just gotta look confident. All right. If we're gonna look confident, we've gotta dress it. I already know what I wanna wear.

Murder Mystery

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- Both? - Yes. Tobey, and the son he had with Madeleine LeBoutillier.. That boy died at childbirth.

Murder Mystery

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- Changed her name. - Ah! - You changed your name. - Yes. Your real last name isn't Ballard.

Murder Mystery

1.2s

Did he, Colonel?

Murder Mystery

1.6s

Huh. Word.

Murder Mystery

6.9s

You, um... You... saw that? Maharajah, some advice for you. Maybe grab the bottom and squeeze.

Murder Mystery

10.9s

- There it is. - And then, before Sergei was shot, he told us that the Colonel did it. He told you what? But we know you didn't do it, Colonel, because we saw you flossing your teeth when we were shimmying by your window that night.

Murder Mystery

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All right. Ladies and gentlemen, let's review the facts. Malcolm Quince, he was the first to get murdered. We all assumed it was Tobey. - No, we all assumed you did it. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yeah, but Tobey hated his father, and he stood to inherit billions of dollars. - Until he caught some lead to the dome. - Mm-hmm. - Can you feel me, Raja? - Pew-pew-pew!

Murder Mystery

14.2s

- She's dead. - Dead. - Oh! - Oh, my God! Y'all are like the miniature Manson Family! - No, no, no. - Nick and Audrey Spitz, - you are under arrest. - Listen. Ferme la bouche. Is that what it is? - Just give us a second. We got this. - We got this. Let's go. Thank you.

Murder Mystery

9.1s

You stole the tux off Charlie's dead body? And it fits perfectly. Little tight in the crotch, to be honest. Just kidding. No, he's got me beat. He's got me beat. Wait. Where's Suzi?

Murder Mystery

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Now, since the first murder occurred in French territorial waters, I will be taking you to Paris to be arraigned and tried. At least we're going to Paris. You always wanted to go. Honey, if you keep making jokes at a time like this, it's not gonna make this go away. Lucky for you, since 1977, there has been no death penalty under French law.

Murder Mystery

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I don't feel... I don't feel good. - Babe. - Oh, God. It's an Italian prison. You know the food's gonna be incredible. We'll have meatballs and pesto sauce and all that. It's not co-ed, honey. All right? We're... We're not gonna be in jail together. I know.

- We gotta turn ourselves in. - Wait, what? They're all gonna show up. If we run, they're gonna shoot us. What do you mean? We're gonna just go to jail? It's better than getting shot, ain't it?

- Okay, he's dead. - Oh, my God. - What the hell? - Oh, God. Case reopened, babe. They must have poisoned his drink! - Nick! - And look at his face. It's... I mean, besides the foaming mouth, he still kinda looks good. What is with this man?

So it wouldn't matter what the will said. Straight up, Maharajah. The kids were gonna get the money, whether the old man married Suzi or not. Mm-hmm. But both of Malcolm's children are dead.

You two were spying on me in my bathroom? Trust me, I did... We saw a lot of shit that night that I did not want to see. I mean, apologize ahead of time. We had to see you guys having sex.

If we're gonna do that, we gotta... we just gotta look confident. All right. If we're gonna look confident, we've gotta dress it. I already know what I wanna wear.

- Both? - Yes. Tobey, and the son he had with Madeleine LeBoutillier.. That boy died at childbirth.

- Changed her name. - Ah! - You changed your name. - Yes. Your real last name isn't Ballard.

Did he, Colonel?

Huh. Word.

You, um... You... saw that? Maharajah, some advice for you. Maybe grab the bottom and squeeze.

- There it is. - And then, before Sergei was shot, he told us that the Colonel did it. He told you what? But we know you didn't do it, Colonel, because we saw you flossing your teeth when we were shimmying by your window that night.

- She's dead. - Dead. - Oh! - Oh, my God! Y'all are like the miniature Manson Family! - No, no, no. - Nick and Audrey Spitz, - you are under arrest. - Listen. Ferme la bouche. Is that what it is? - Just give us a second. We got this. - We got this. Let's go. Thank you.

You stole the tux off Charlie's dead body? And it fits perfectly. Little tight in the crotch, to be honest. Just kidding. No, he's got me beat. He's got me beat. Wait. Where's Suzi?