You mean the Colonel's, right? The Colonel's secrets? I know, it's so hard to keep secrets. It really is. You know, I have a friend named Gwen, and she has a box that she keeps under her bed... Look, don't give me that hairdresser shit.
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And when he awoke, he find his eye is not the only thing he lost. They blew off his dick. I knew it. I knew it. - His hand. His hand, honey. - The dick. He's saying the dick. - No, no, no. - He doesn't have a hand! - I'm no talk about dick! - All right.
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Well, I heard that. I will repeat this message in Spanish. Did you lie to me?
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This is Japanese Claritin.
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Okay, so something, something... Something cake. Something's frosted. Okay. You're fired. You're fired. - Okay, I told you... - Excuse me, sir. Could you translate that for us, please? S'il vous plaƮt?
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- Um... - Oh, my gosh.
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I'm going to the casino. Maybe I'll get lucky there. Look, look, look! Please don't tell anybody about this 'cause I've got some mad sex cred in these parts, yeah. My people know me. I'll buy you a hat!
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Okay, Suzi. You've gotta tell me who did this. Slow down. Don't use your words. Let's charade it, okay. Just tell me with your hand.
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No, no, no! Oh, my God! Go, go, go!
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- Yes! - Latin, baby! - Still the international language! - I got it!
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She was right there.
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1.2s
Where'd she go?
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I got you something special. I promise, you're gonna be very happy. - Really? - I can't wait. See, I would've pegged you, Nick, as an Amazon gift card kinda guy, but... I'm no detective.
Murder Mystery
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- Second floor... - I got no bullets left, so we'll bluff 'em until Interpol gets here. Honey, you just gotta be careful. This guy has killed four people, that we know of.