- Are you kidding me? - I'm so sorry! I don't know what to say! Go, go, go!
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...Juan Carlos done it, man. What? Why would he do that? Well, Juan Carlos's dad used to race for Malcolm. Malcolm tried to get slick on some safety angle, and shit got overlooked. - Yeah? - Okay.
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Hi, welcome.
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Hey!
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The guy that throws me off the most... Cavendish... to me, he seems like he's compensating for something, with the Great Gatsby look and the jawline and the "hey, I'm so gorgeous." Am I right? Mm-hmm. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Charles Cavendish. - Isn't that the... - Except... he probably murdered his uncle.
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- Okay, fine. - Thank you. You owe me. See you tonight.
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Claritin...
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- Okay. So we'll stick around. - So we stay. Okay.
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I gotta get Claritin. Claritin. Oh, my God! Look!
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What about the lights? Yeah, leave 'em on. I don't care. Either way. Lady's choice. Shh! No. Who turned out those lights?
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- I doubt that would be useful. - I know. It doesn't work. I tried to tell that to Nick.
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- Tylenol PM? Am I right? - No. It's not good for that. It depends on what time of year you go. That makes sense. Can I get another?
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- Oh. Hey. We're the Spitzes. - We're the...
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Oh, look at this. Now he's smoking his dick! - He's smoking his dick! - No. Oh, God. Would you stop it? I'm just having fun. It's a boat.
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- What? - 'Cause I didn't pack mine. Is it in your bag? Stop it! Come on.
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- Oh, honey, honey, honey. - Mm-hmm? Okay, um, don't look right now, but there's a really scary man - with an eye patch... - Mm-hmm? ...who's just staring right at us. I said don't look and you can't not do it. You say eye patch and scary, I'm gonna look. I'm sorry. It's physically impossible not to. All right. Okay. He's walking at us. - Honey, honey. - Play it cool. - Hey, fellas. What's up? How are ya? - Hey. Hi. - Who let you two on board? - Excuse me? What is happening right now? They're my guests, Colonel. - This weekend is for family only. - Really? The last time I checked, you're not family.
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Can't get this on a bus, baby. - This is incredible. - I know it. - Thank you. - You're welcome. Which is why I have drafted a new will.
