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[Kyle] Mom, when we're in Vegas, - can I go to HyperX? - No, you're not going to a strip club. - It's not a strip club. - Why are you laughing? - You're not gambling, Nina. - [chuckles] - Do you have a fake ID? - I'm not being-- No. - Dan! - [pop music playing] [Dan] Hey, Hal. Nice wheels. - She just come in? - Yeah. I was thinking about opening her up a little bit. Oh, man. I tell you what. She wants to go fast. Cars are like chicks, man. - Yes! Right. - Get her on the freeway. You open her up. And you get a ticket, it's on me.
The Family Plan
52.1s
[fan] You're awesome, dude. For real. [chuckles] I mean, thank you. I mean, this is-- this is literally the worst ever-- [chuckles] - [Max babbles] - [Jess] I'm gonna get you. [gasps] I'm gonna get you! [Dan] All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories. Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me. [fan] That's so cool I ran into you. Look at your brother. He's made a friend. - [fan] Uh, can you do the thing? - Uh, yeah. [shutter clicking] - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you. - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question. - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi? - [Kyle] Um-- - [Nina] You know, that sounds familiar. I feel like I know who that is. - That's-- [stammers] - [stammers] No one. - It's nothing. - Oh, my God. - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi. It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming. He thinks he's, like, famous or something now. - [Max babbles] - Really? - Big boy! [gasping] - Da. - [gasping] Da? - Is she gonna post that picture? - Um, prob-- probably, yeah. - [Jess] Hey! Did you get some rooms? Uh, no. They're all booked. We gotta keep going. - [Jess] Really? - [Dan] Yeah.
The Family Plan
34.2s
[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.
The Family Plan
17.6s
Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.
The Family Plan