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Look. For what it's worth, killing minors is the least favorite part of my job. Now, who's first? We're not done! [grunts] - Mom. No, Mom! - [screaming]

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Family have made you weak. You can't even focus on the fight you're in because of them. [Dan grunting]

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- [empty gun chamber clicks] - [pants] Bang.

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I was wrong about you, Sean.

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You're no use to me.

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[grunting]

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[gasps]

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- [sighs] - [Nina] Grandpa! Wait! [pants] [breathes heavily] I know you think that we probably hate you for everything that's happened these past few days, and-- and maybe we should. But I've learned that family is the most important thing in the entire world. And when I-- when I look at you, I don't just see a cold-blooded killer.

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Far as I'm concerned, this is an act of mercy. I'm saving you 20 more years of selling used cars. Certified pre-owned. [chuckles]

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Kid, if you think this little speech is gonna win me over... [sighs] Honestly...

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And maybe-- maybe there's a way for us to move forward... as a family.

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- [Dan grunts] - [breathes heavily]

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I see my grandpa.

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[both grunting]

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Goodbye, Sean.

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[babbles]

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What are you doing? [chuckles] I'm posting about our trip. Look, do we really need to be posting and tweeting and TikToking? In my day, road trips were all about interaction. No, Dad. Please. I can't deal with a dad lecture right now. You literally don't even know how to text, so your opinion doesn't count. I'm serious. This should be a device-free vacation, okay? Give them up, now. - Wh-- What? - [Dan] Seriously. - [Jess] What? - Give it up. Now. - Jess, a little help? - Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over.

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What's, uh-- What's your destination? Uh, Las Vegas. [sighs] I'm also going to need help with some reservations, if that's not too much of an inconvenience for you.

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