Wow. Hmm. Okay, hold on. We're gonna get this for Mama. And that. And that.
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[Kyle] Go, go, go, go, go.
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Huh?
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[fan] You're awesome, dude. For real. [chuckles] I mean, thank you. I mean, this is-- this is literally the worst ever-- [chuckles] - [Max babbles] - [Jess] I'm gonna get you. [gasps] I'm gonna get you! [Dan] All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories. Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me. [fan] That's so cool I ran into you. Look at your brother. He's made a friend. - [fan] Uh, can you do the thing? - Uh, yeah. [shutter clicking] - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you. - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question. - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi? - [Kyle] Um-- - [Nina] You know, that sounds familiar. I feel like I know who that is. - That's-- [stammers] - [stammers] No one. - It's nothing. - Oh, my God. - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi. It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming. He thinks he's, like, famous or something now. - [Max babbles] - Really? - Big boy! [gasping] - Da. - [gasping] Da? - Is she gonna post that picture? - Um, prob-- probably, yeah. - [Jess] Hey! Did you get some rooms? Uh, no. They're all booked. We gotta keep going. - [Jess] Really? - [Dan] Yeah.
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[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.
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Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.
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Call in everybody. The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. Must be using cash. I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. Must have turned their phones off. Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. He's pretty good.
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[boss] Get eyes on the road, and find that minivan. You got it, boss. Be tough for him to switch cars without tipping off the family. - What makes you think they don't know? - They're still with him.
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- Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! You're Kyllboi. Right?
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Here you go. - Thank you. Keep the change. - Thank you.
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You used to be cool.
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[laughing, in English] What did you just say? "Where's the discotheque?" [laughs] Right. Okay. [laughs] - Don't worry, honey. We'll catch up, okay? - [Jess] All right, honey.
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- [grunts] - [groans] - Biology labs are over there. - Where's Dad? - [tour guide] Physics there. - He's talking to some German guy.
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- What the hell is that? - Heirloom corn. I thought I made this clear.