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Hey, what's your name? Arthur. Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. I know. You know who's not? Him.

Joker

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Or me. Everybody's telling me that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? - What do you mean? - I mean... Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?

Joker

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Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? Who is that? Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? Stand up for me. Go ahead.

Joker

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Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Joker

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I don't even know why I like you. But I got another complaint. It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. The guy said you disappeared. Never even returned his sign.

Joker

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- Good night. - This building's - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm.

Joker

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If you don't return the sign, I gotta take it out of your paycheck.

Joker

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Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.

Joker

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Would you please stop bothering my kid?

Joker

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Talking to you. Hey. No, thank you.

Joker

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It's something I'll address once I have tenure, but for now... She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, I think I might be in danger of failing your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." And I said, "Anything?" And she said...

Joker

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♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to... ♪ Hoyt, please, I love this job. Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. It's a prop. It's part of my act now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. Randall told you that? You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. You're fired!

Joker

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Ninth Avenue. Next stop, Hunter's Point. Hey!

Joker

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Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.

Joker

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Hey!

Joker

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I'm sorry.

Joker

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- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.

Joker

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Who knows?

Joker