Fucking savages. It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. No. They'll take everything from you if you do that. All the crazy shit out there. They're animals.
Joker
5.5s
- What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? Another day in chuckle town. Yup.
Joker
3s
I heard about the beatdown you took.
Joker
3s
What is it? Take it.
Joker
1.6s
You know what?
Joker
1.2s
It's for you.
Joker
1.2s
You okay?
Joker
1.2s
Come on.
Joker
4.5s
Come on, get up! Come on, man, get up.
Joker
2.4s
Do you want to tell it to me?
Joker
2s
You wouldn't get it.
Joker
16.2s
Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 'cause of what you did. All units, fire reported, north of alley. Code Four for medical. I know. Isn't it beautiful?
Joker
5.5s
Hey, Wayne. You get what you fucking deserve. No! Pal!
Joker
1.8s
Just thinking of a joke.
Joker
2.4s
What's so funny?
Joker
1.1s
Burke!
Joker
22.1s
♪ That's life ♪ ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ ♪ But I don't let it, let it get me down ♪ ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪
Joker
22.8s
Okay. You may... You may have seen that clip of our next guest. Now, before he comes out, I just want to say that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight. But this is how he wanted to come out, and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. So, please welcome, Joker.
