- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.
Joker
2.1s
Who knows?
Joker
4.8s
And have you thought more about why you were locked up?
Joker
21.6s
Thank you. We got a great-looking audience tonight. Yeah! Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So, everybody's heard about the super rats that - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. You ready for this? Super cats.
Joker
14.9s
It's nice to see these couples out at my show. I have a wife. We love to role-play. - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. My favorite one right now is professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.
Joker
17.9s
Because I got jumped. Didn't you hear? For a sign? That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. Just get him his sign back. He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. Why would I keep his sign? How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything?
Joker
3.2s
Jefferson Street. Next stop, Ninth Ave.
Joker
1.5s
Thank you.
Joker
2.1s
Stay down, freak!
Joker
3.2s
Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. It's not funny.
Joker
1.9s
Is something funny, asshole?
Joker
5.9s
The Murray Franklin Show is taped live before a studio audience in beautiful downtown Gotham City.
Joker
4.8s
Happy, did you check the mail before you came up? Yeah, Mom.
Joker
5.1s
So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? Nothing.
Joker
4s
...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ."
Joker
1.3s
You good?
Joker
8.6s
Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. You need to eat. You need to eat. Look how skinny you are.
