My bad. Everybody all right? I'll go and get my mommy. He is an asshole.
Hancock
3s
Great. Thank you.
Hancock
5.8s
Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom? Do you want him to kill us all?
Hancock
2.1s
Are...?
Hancock
50.5s
Have you been watching the news? - No, we've been working on... - Interfacing with the public. - This has been on all day. - That's very good. The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it. Felony destruction of property... ...amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this. From where I sit, I see a selfish, self-absorbed man... ...with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself. Mr. Hancock, let me remind you. You are not above the law. You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits. Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you. You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this: You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution. Bank on it, buddy.
Hancock
14.7s
Come on, now. You save people's lives... ...and they reject you, and so you reject them back. And it's a... And we're gonna switch that cycle. We're gonna start fresh, start anew. This is outstanding. If you turn some of this power into willpower...
Hancock
14s
- Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that. Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.
Hancock
12s
What about AllHeart? It's a nonstarter, babe, you know? I'm chasing windmills with that. Maybe I can't change the world but I can change this guy's life. - Think about all the good he can do. - I think you're wasting your time.
Hancock
9.4s
- Almost. - And then he kicked it in. Hey, Hancock! We almost won. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. Hey, sweetheart.
Hancock
6.5s
I'll be right here. All right. Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us.
Hancock
4s
I have a feeling about this. Don't work with this guy.
Hancock
1.8s
- What about that? - Homo in red.
Hancock
7.2s
All right. How about this? This is Walter, the gray whale. Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma. Along comes Hancock.
Hancock
7.2s
You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray? - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot.
Hancock
1.7s
Those are children.
Hancock
9.9s
This stuff was on YouTube. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.
Hancock
38.4s
Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on. How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom? Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side. No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray. I live here. I know what the street's like. We'll make those problems of the past. I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public. - Where's the wife? - Mary took Aaron to his soccer game. Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube. Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful. What is this? That's me trying to change the world. Unfortunately, not doing real well. Come on. Let's get to you.