Masturbation is fun. I get it. It's not very green to do it with the shower running.
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Kelly. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I didn't want to come between friends. I've just.. I've..
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So.. You honestly believe that you saw Heaven? Yes. There were many demons.
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So, Joe, your dad told me that you go to Tottenville. Are you on any teams? Carol, before we go any further, you should know... Frank is not my real father. I love him, and I owe him a lot. You know, he's very special to me, but he's not my blood. Is that true, Frank? That's completely untrue. I'm taking Ventnor. Frank, the lamb was delicious. Just so tender and.. It was like I was chewing avocado meat. I'm not sure I know what you're saying, Colin. Avocado meat.
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Tools... out of the driveway now. - I'm on the phone. - Oh. I don't give a shit. Right now. Is everything okay there? - No!! - Who is this? Patrick? - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl. - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad.. Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded. He will call you back sometime before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. You have a good night. Okay. Tools. Now. And if they're ruined, you're going to work the whole set off this summer. I mean it. A paper route. Big Chief Indian Corn. Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. You have your pick. This bullshit ends today.
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You want to be my buddy?
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I was wrong. I would never do that again.
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What was that, Joe? You know what? Go be with her. Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother. I don't.. Joe, I don't want to go. Joe, I want to stay here. - You want to stay here? -This is the most fun I've ever had. We built this house together!! - Go be with her, man, hmm? - Joe, I don't want to go. - Get out of here, man!! - Come on, man, I didn't..
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Take care, Colin. Have fun with.. singing. Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, I'm actually part of a.. A cappella band called Mmm. So long. Uh, we're actually, uh, performing 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On." - Good night. - Do you know the song? Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast. Oh, babe, I don't think it's.. Casey would waltz With the strawberry blonde And the band - Played on Thank you. He'd glide cross the floor with the girl He adored, and the Band played on Great. His brain was so loaded It nearly - Exploded - Still going. The poor girl would shake with alarm He'd never leave the girl with the Strawberry curls And the Band Played.. - On.. - Okay. Oh, babe. - Babe. - Ooh!! I think I may never get an erection again. Dad!! Jesus!! Well.. I mean.. Uh, it was good seeing you again. All right, drive safe. Aw, come on.
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- Oh, great. - Oh, no. Joe, don't go. He's quitting. That's nice work, Dad. He'll be all right. Let him walk it off.
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- You made this? - I did. Took very little time. Very few days.
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Savvy.
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..does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. I have.. I have thin hair. You know, you have to groom it. Oh, right. Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? Uh.. I guess you wouldn't have heard... Paul and I broke up. Oh. This isn't over, Kelly.
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Stop. Yep. - Glad you're back.
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Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! We have to do this for real. Ready? One, two.. A-one, two, three, four!!
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Hey. Patrick? - Yeah? - Can you sleep? Um.. yeah. Well, do you want to go for a walk or something? 'Cause I can't sleep. - Sure. - Okay.
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Bitch. Joe.
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If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it.