There'd better not be eels in here. Try not to disturb the eels. Oh, what the hell is that?
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Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
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Exciting news. - What? I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks. No. - Yes. To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. No. Yes. Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin. No, Col. There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys. Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well... that any bar anywhere in America... contains ten girls more beautiful... and more likely to have sex with me... than the whole of the United Kingdom. That is total bollocks. You're mad. No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William... without the weird family. No, Colin, no. - Yes. Nyet. - Da. Nein. - Ja, darling. Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year... and your unhappy job to organise. Tell me. - It's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole... and advise the girls to avoid Kevin... if they want their breasts unfondled. Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children. But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera. Oh, Christ, you haven't got some horrible... six-foot, tight-T - shirt-wearing... boyfriend? No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. Really? Right.
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But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me. I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. Needs a bit of editing. Look, I've got to get to a... lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you? It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
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Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.
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Well, now, that was an interesting day.
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That's lovely. Well done, you.
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You've stayed rather close.
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They're all of me.
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Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK? Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
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Thanks. Natalie.
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Alone again. Naturally. I'll deal with it. - Mm.
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And they called it... He's done it, it's official. - Worst DJ in the world. Oh, I guess they'll never know...
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So which exactly is the dodgy end? At the end of the high street, Harris Street, near the Queen's Head. Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy. Hm. Erm, and you live... with your husband? Boyfriend?
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Hello. Hi. Hello, darling. No, no, I'm not busy. No, fire away.
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Oh, yes, of course, erm...
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OK. Well... truth is, actually... I'm in love. Sorry? I know I should be thinking... about Mum and I am but I'm in love. I was before she died... and there's nothing I can do about it. Aren't you a bit young to be in love? No. Ah, well. OK, well... I'm a little relieved.
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I just don't know. Get a grip. People hate sissies. No one's ever gonna shag you... if you cry all the time. Yeah. Absolutely. Helpful.
