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Why? Did he work for, like, the squirrel census? No, it was just something we did when it was time for us to spend time together. We didn't even say anything while we did it. All we'd say was stuff like: "Squirrel, seven." "Two squirrels, nine." Jesus. You need to apply for a dad refund immediately. RACHEL: What group am I in? GREG: What? RACHEL: Yesterday you were saying you'd mapped out the entire high school by group. What's my group? Seriously? Yeah. Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A. (GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE) Please appreciate how honest I was just now. You're an asshole.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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Hey, yo, shut your ass up, man! Like you care so much about what other people think, boy, you go around here... ...kissin' everybody ass, pretending like they your friend. Look, nobody gives a shit about you, Greg! All right? Nobody give a shit! DERRICK: Whoop his ass! And then the one girl who do actually care about you... ...you wanna come over here and bitch and whine about some films, yo? Huh? Because somebody actually cares about you? Like, damn, I'm so tired of you treating this girl like she a burden. You know, her life is over after this! And you want to come over here bitchin' and whinin' about some irrelevant bullshit! Like, yo, you so close to me knocking your shit loose right now, son! Go for it! Oh, so you want me to hit you now? Huh? Yeah, I don't care! You want me to hit you now? Yeah, Earl, I want you to! (GROANS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl