And I'm thinking I'm killing it right now. - What inspired this haircut? - Hugh Grant. - No. - Yeah.
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I'll show you a picture.
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I was just wondering, are we gonna do anything? - You got any parlor games? - I-- I don't-- What are parlor games?
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Of you in high school? Oh, my God. - Boom. - No.
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Were you, like, super funny? - Were you really smart? - [ Chuckles ] Were you...
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It roughly translates to "dweeb."
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What is that?
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You're the headliner, right? That's what you said. I mean, if you're the headliner, you can get two more in, right? - That's a good point. - Yeah.
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It sold out, like, super quickly. They were shocked at how quickly it sold out. - Like... [ Whistles ] - Well, you can get us in.
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I should have said it before you guys had the whole discussion.
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- Ah. Huh. - Traffic. I heard there's, uh, bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway. - That's weird, because... - You know, rush hour. I took the Dan Ryan Expressway here.
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[ Clock ticking ]
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We decided we aren't ever gonna see each other again.
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Great.
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So, maybe I'll, uh, run into you at the club sometime, and we can grab a drink?
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And I actually have a pretty strict two-day rule where I can't see someone more than two days in a row. So, since we hung out for two days, even if I were to see you again, which I won't 'cause you're not dating, I'm not dating, I wouldn't be able to see you till Monday. We haven't hung out for two days. We've hung out for about five hours. - Yeah, but... - Just to be totally clear. Yesterday and today 'cause it's after midnight.
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Mr. and Mrs. Gardner... - All right. Come on. - To the ICU. Thank you. Hey, can I come? - No. - Yeah.
