KUMAIL: So, the first time I came to America, I was, like, 14, and I was just visiting my uncle in New York, and it just happened to be Thanksgiving.
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My first day in America, my uncle took me to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. [ Audience laughing ] And I was like, "This is every day in America!"
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- KUMAIL: Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Okay. - All right. - See you later, dudes. - Let's do it. - See you. - Hey, we'll text. - Ooh, sorry. - Yeah, please do.
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Satte Pe Satta.
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I will.
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Dad, can I ask you something?
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As advertised.
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...it was nice to have you as my son.
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Okay.
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Why you asking? I was just curious.
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Her favorite song.
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[ Singing in Hindi ]
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Good-bye forever.
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Nobody's on stage? No.
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And we all know what happens after eight Jell-O shots. We urinate all over ourselves and puke. Okay, so I'm gonna bring up the next comic. - Confidence. Poise. - You know this man. Give it up for Mr. Chris Jones! - Smile. - [ Audience cheering ] - DODD: Chris! - He's like if a serial killer fucked an inspirational speaker. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis, except he sucks.
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- [ Laughs ] - SAM: I've tried his warm-up. - It does not work for me. - So unsettling. CHRIS: Just bought a laser printer. Printed out, like, six lasers so far. - Maybe. - KUMAIL: Hey, DODD. Uh, Dalavan's in the crowd tonight. - Can I do ten? - No, five minutes.
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You put out chairs, you do five minutes. - You know the deal. - Come on, man. I'll double it up next time. Come on. What are you gonna do in there? I'm making up next week's schedule. Okay, cool.
