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Uh… Breasts. Some men have breasts. I'm gonna let that go 'cause you're grieving. Listen, I love babies. You know, I have three of them myself. They're not babies anymore in the picture, but when they started, they were babies. And I'm tellin' ya, it's brutal. It'll wipe you out. She have solid poops yet? No. Nope. I'm, uh… I'm dealing with the creamy shit right now. Enjoy the creamy shit. It's a big jump. When you get to solid poops, it's not a picnic.
Fatherhood
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-I need you to go to Croatia. -Croatia? Yeah, just for a month. Just set up the office there. That's all. Why don't you send Oscar? His wife's Croatian. He speaks Croatian. -He does? -Yes. Yeah, I don't care. I'm gonna send you. I trust you. Howard, that's tough, man. That… that's really tough for me. I don't know if I can leave Maddy for over a month. I can't do that. It's an opportunity. College tuition's not gettin' any cheaper. College tuition? I'm trying to get through the week. Yeah, well, hey, that's how it happens. Think about it.
Fatherhood
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Uh… I don't think we're gonna be seeing much of Swan anymore. Why not? Because Swan and I broke up. What? You didn't talk to me about that! I did not talk to you about it because I don't need your permission. Call her and say you're still going out. No. It doesn't work like that. So make it work. Stop. You're pushin' it. I don't even know why you're actin' like you care. You didn't even wanna meet her. [Maddy] Yeah, but now I know her. And we need more people. -Other people have more people. -What are you talking about, Maddy? It's always just us. Oh, I'm sorry for being your dad. I'm sorry for bein' around. Is that what you want?
Fatherhood
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It's not even just us all the time. You got Jordan. You got Oscar. You got Poker Sundays. Swan's not at Poker Sunday. Because Swan does not play poker. I don't care! I like her, and I like my grandmas and Grandpa Mike. And we never see them! Okay, what are you talkin' about? Where are we goin'? How come, when something good happens, it always gets taken away?
Fatherhood