- Well, not yet! - Not yet. Sorry, but we shouldn't be laughing. No, it's actually important to have a sense of humor about this kind of thing. Right. You gotta laugh or you'll never make it through this. That is right. Speaking of which, next up we have October, who still hasn't been matched with a child. Well, there's some good news. Ha-ha-ha. So, together we're all gonna decide which chore we'd like to do and then each week we'll mix it up. - Can I do "Feed Meatball"? - Yes! - I want to feed Meatball! - You can feed him next week. Pete, I hope she's not serious about all this. It's not just she, it's we. And we are. Very serious. - Okay, so do you want us to wash your feet too? - Oh, Lizzy. - This is bullshit! - Lizzy! Hey, hey, wait, wait! Lizzy. Let's just... Let's... Let's try something else. Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths? Please? Try it.
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- Oh! - Oh, gosh. Spit it out, spit it out! - Here, water! - No, we need ice! - Water, water. Here. - Oh, gosh.
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- Unlock the window! - And if I say anything about any of it... I'm so sorry. It's not my fault. - Lizzy's favorite pastime is just... - Just leave me alone! Thanks for making me late. You're an asshole. God forbid we actually try to parent the little ones. No, no, that's her territory. Don't forget, when Lizzy was ten her mother would disappear for weeks at a time, leaving Lizzy to parent Juan and Lita all by herself. Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over. - Are you saying that we should let her parent the kids? - Are you paying attention? She's 15. She's a terrible parent. She needs to be a kid. Now, you gotta step up and become the parents. - But you just said she won't let us. - Nope, she won't. You know, Karen, you've been a godsend through most of this, but you're just about to piss me off! You won't get anywhere with her until you two get on the same page. - Right? - That's right. If she's hostile with you again, maybe try using the three R's. Okay? Number one: regulate. "Lizzy, why don't you take some deep breaths, count to ten." Number two: relate. "I understand that you're upset. Nobody likes to feel this way." - That's good. - Number three: reason. "Lizzy, it's okay to be angry. What's not okay is to threaten to slash our throats in the middle of the night when we're asleep." - Hmm? - What? I'm sorry, did I...? That was actually us. Our story. - Yeah. - Last session. The little guy didn't follow through with it though.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. I never get tired of watching white people fight. Nor do I. But why don't you calm down and tell us, without blaming each other, what the main issues are. Well, Lita is just constantly... - I want... - I don't want to!
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I have a... I have this really great detangler. You want me to...?
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Whoo!
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Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Don't cry. Relax. - Watch your feet, okay? - Raised feet! I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry. You give those to me. - Ow! Ow. - Calm down. Don't cry. I want my chips! Just stay there, Juan. These are really, really good potatoes.
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Oh, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great idea, by the way. - It's awesome. - Why don't you come help us hang some tile? - Yeah. No, I, uh...
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Um... my mom used to brush my hair... and I don't know, I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm sorry too. - No, you have no reason to be sorry. - No, I'm really sorry.
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- Hello, dear. - Hi. Mom, give us a few minutes. We were just in the middle of a family meeting. Perfect, because I'm a member of the family. Grandma Sandy has an announcement to make. I got the whole family tickets to Six Flags! - Yay! - Yay! What's Six Flags? - "What's Six Flags?" - Mom, that's such a nice offer. But things have been a little chaotic around here, and we need things to be normal. I'll tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.
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So no school today, huh? - Pete took me to the house you're flipping. - Hmm. - We did some demo work. - That's cool. Um, hey, hey, come on.
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Good night, Mommy. What?
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Is that her real mom? Yeah, that's a harsh move. Actually, if you read your foster parent regs, you know you're not allowed to take away any of my personal property, so...
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- I got you, buddy. I got you. - Get in, get in, get in. Seat belts on, everybody! Seat belts on. You're a brave boy, you hear me? Look at me. You're so brave. Yeah? You're doing such a good job, buddy. We're right here. Hello! Hey, help, please. - What happened? - He's got a nail in his foot. I didn't want to take it out, just in case. That was very smart. Put him right on this gurney. - Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here. - Are you the mother? - Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom. - Okay. - Right this way, Dad. Hey, buddy, what's your name? Juan, we're gonna clean this off, give you a little anesthetic, and then take this nail out. Hold my hand. Gonna be a little pinch. Look at me. - Hold my hand, hold my hand. - A little bit of a sting. - Stop! Stop! - It's almost over. - That's it. - It's done! It's done. It's done. I think we should take Lita to the lobby. You want to go with her or stay here with Juan? You take her.
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Lita, stay right there!
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God! - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, God. Hold on.