Are you with them? Do you know those guys? Yeah. Why? Do you guys want to come in? - Uh... - I-I made a pie. - No, thank you. - Yes! - Karen! - It's pie. You know I love pie. Great. Yeah, I just... I have so many feelings.
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- Hey. - Hey, you all done in there? Oh, yeah. And... she loves it. Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom. So, I'm gonna register Juan and Lita at Harding in the morning. And then you can take Lizzy to the high school. Did you see their shoes? We might want to take them to the mall tomorrow. Hey, kids, dinner! What? That sounds insane coming out of your mouth. - Do we have kids? - Yeah, three of 'em. That's insane! I don't believe it! Did you not know that? 'Cause they're really here. - Holy shit. Holy shit. - Yeah. Yeah. - They're here. - I love you. Eeeww! - What? - Kiss again! Kiss again! God. Mmm! - Eeew! - Eeew! Mwah! - What about that one? - Kiss again! Kiss again! It's gonna be long and weird. - Mmm! - Eeeew! Mwah! - How 'bout that? - How 'bout that? - Come on, giggly. Sit down. - I'm gonna shift the plates. - Great. We have everything. We have burgers and pasta and... - Can we have potato chips? Let's get ready for the tub. Uh, you two, come on. Who wants to... Hey!
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- I'm sorry. Can someone else go? - It's okay. It's okay. Well, I'm Kit and this is Michael. We've also been trying to conceive now. Pretty much since the first night we met, right? That is correct. We're just not having any luck. We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
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Hey! Hey, you! Excuse me. I'm talking to you. - How old are you, Jump Street? - Why you want to know? - Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours. - He's 22! - He's 22. - Yeah, I'm 22. So what? So this won't be child abuse. Pete!
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Never mind. Thanks.
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Except instead of grieving... the loss of a job, she's losing her connection with everything and everyone.
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Yes, Your Honor. I'm capable now.
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Come on. - What's wrong? Come on. - I want to stay with Mom. Your mommy's over there. - It's okay, sweetheart. - It's okay, honey. - We're gonna go with you. - We're right here. - We'll walk together. - Come on.
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Oh, no! Oh, shoot! - You did it on purpose! - What? You hit me 'cause I like the Clippers. - The Clippers are awesome. - We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me? It was so smart to get rid of Blake Griffin. That was a great trade for them. We're obsessed with the Clippers. I can't get enough of them. - They're amazing. - Okay. - Can we play hide and seek? - You sure? You lost a lot of blood. - I love hide and seek. - Okay, but just us. No girls. Oh. Sure. It's not that progressive, but no problem. - Lita, should we go play restaurants? - Yeah. You're it. I'll hide and you count. Okay? - You sure you're okay? - Yeah. - Go on, count. Count to 20. - All right, buddy. Oh, my God. You better not embarrass me at the restaurant. Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl!
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You guys picking us up? Where's Mom? She was supposed to meet us at the office this morning and she didn't show. Oh, no. She didn't answer her phone. Did you go to her house? What if something happened to her? Yes, we went to see her. She was very ashamed. She said... she can't do it. No, she didn't. Because why would she, um, fill out all the forms and the court stuff and reunification stuff if she didn't... - Lizzy, your mom said you filled out all those forms. - I helped, but so what? She felt she was being pushed into something that she wasn't ready for. No. I didn't push her. She's ready! Just let me talk to her, please, and then we can figure something out. - Honey. - And she can take me home. Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious. She's using again. She's not coming, baby.
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El, you can't take some offhanded remark I made and turn it into a crazy life decision. It was a joke.
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- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile. Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender. Pedophile. You're arresting us? The guy was sending pictures of his knob to a minor. - Why are you arresting us? - Really good. Good work, guys.
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- Get it? - Oh, yeah. Bring her in! Yeah... Whoa! Oh! Hey. You gotta wait for your turn, buddy. - I'm sorry. - Let's... Let's just go. Let's just go.
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Okay.
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So, you two went out and found yourself a teenager after all, huh? - We only met her for a second. - But she made a real impression. Oh, yeah. Lizzy's such a great kid. She does really well in school. Come on back. She came into care four years ago when she was 11. Took a lot to convince her to accept placement in an adoptive home. - Her mother... - Set the house on fire, passed out with a crack pipe. - What I was gonna say... - Before I told it like it is? Before you jumped on in there, is that her mother's made a lot of promises over the years and never seems to follow through with them. Where's her mom now? Probably in an orange jumpsuit selling smokes in the yard. I'm sure that's not accurate. Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail. Who called it, huh? Who said it? - You did. - Yeah. Looks like she's never pursued reunification or contacted her kids in over two years, so, yeah, she's pretty much a nonissue. That's terrible. What about the father?
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- I got you, buddy. I got you. - Get in, get in, get in. Seat belts on, everybody! Seat belts on. You're a brave boy, you hear me? Look at me. You're so brave. Yeah? You're doing such a good job, buddy. We're right here. Hello! Hey, help, please. - What happened? - He's got a nail in his foot. I didn't want to take it out, just in case. That was very smart. Put him right on this gurney. - Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here. - Are you the mother? - Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom. - Okay. - Right this way, Dad. Hey, buddy, what's your name? Juan, we're gonna clean this off, give you a little anesthetic, and then take this nail out. Hold my hand. Gonna be a little pinch. Look at me. - Hold my hand, hold my hand. - A little bit of a sting. - Stop! Stop! - It's almost over. - That's it. - It's done! It's done. It's done. I think we should take Lita to the lobby. You want to go with her or stay here with Juan? You take her.
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Ma, it's just not a good time. So we're not doing this, okay? We're not doing this, right? We're on the same page because of the structure thing? Yeah, yeah.