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In your heart of hearts, you know you're not good enough and you are going to get fired. Hmm? The same way you got fired from your last three jobs. And you might quit just to get some control back. Hell, you might even tip over that damn yogurt machine and walk your ass right on out of there. Just to clarify, Karen is not advocating vandalism in the workplace.
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I'm gonna be honest with you, all right? I don't know, I just thought when we met our kids that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know? Like just take one look at them and just know, like when you and me met. Yeah. Totally. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you didn't just know? - Hmm? - Oh, my gosh. - What? - You heard what I said. You didn't just know? No, I was interested, but, you know, I'm more cautious than you are. Really? Wow. How long before you just knew? A couple of months. A couple of months? How many months?
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You okay? "Thanks for watching them"? Like we've just been fricking babysitting for five months? She's just not what I pictured at all. She's... She kind of looks normal. I feel bad, like we're breaking up a family. We didn't take her kids, Ellie. The courts did. And don't forget why. Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house. I know, I know, but she kind of... She looks okay. I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months. Yeah, she got clean because she was in jail, Ellie.
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I think I have to take a crap. - That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous! - Oh! - Hey! Oh, my God! What are you doing? - What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy! - You're not allowed to take my phone! - What's she doing? God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom! - She's taking naked selfies of herself? - What are you doing to my phone? I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete. How many photos did you take? What is wrong with you? - Everyone does it! It's no big deal! - It's a big, huge, giant deal! Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever! - Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door! "If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest." - What? Who is this person, Lizzy? - Open the door! Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic! Come on, kids, we are going in the living room. Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about? That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax? Jesus, that is a trout! Get out of here! - Lizzy! - Get out here now!
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Over a half million children are currently in foster care. The system is overloaded, okay? It doesn't need any more kids. So for a child to be removed, conditions have to be pretty bleak, usually involving abuse or extreme neglect. And some of these kids can often languish in the system, unless a wonderful family like yours steps up for them. We'll step up. We'll take one right away. Perfect. Let me go check in back, see what we have in stock. She is kidding, of course. We do not stock. And you know that. But we can take you through the eight-week foster parenting course, and you can get your certification. And then we can pair you with some kids that you can foster until they become adoptable. But it is not gonna be easy, folks. These kids will test your will, put a strain on your relationship, and push buttons you didn't even know you had. I can tell by looking at you that not all y'all are gonna make it. I actually think this group has got the grit to face some unpleasant... - Excuse me. - Y-You guys heading out? - Yeah. - Okay. Well, thank you. Bye-bye. - All right, that one's on me. - It absolutely is. - We've gone over this before. - We have. - This is a problem. - It's a problem. Okay, everybody, why don't we learn your names and what type of children you're looking for. Oh, hi. We're Dana and Dirk McCann. And the Lord has guided us here to adopt a baby boy... or a girl. - Yeah, the big guy, he's blessed us with so much. - Mm-hmm. - We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home. - Yeah. What about over here? I'm David, and this is my wife, Jessie. And we've been trying to have a baby for three years now. But no matter what we do, I... I can't...
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