You headed for home? No, no. I am... I am delayed a long time. I hate it when they delay flights. What do you do? Oh, I go from one building to another building. I have beeper. Oh, contractors. You guys travel as much as we do. Ah.
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Do I know you from someplace? Sensible heels. Payless Shoes. Second floor.
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This is my problem. I always see men the way I want to see them.
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Wet floor. Please. Don't be hurt. How can I not be? He's married. One man. Two womens. Crowded. You want to know what the worst part is? I never asked him to leave his wife. I encouraged him to get counseling. What kind of sick person am I? I'm rooting for the home team. I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.
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Wait.
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- You know why men are such assholes? - No. Because they're all liars.
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No, I try to call home. So then...
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You make a habit out of listening to other people's conversations?
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You sure it's jazz in there? It might be the blues. - Or salsa. - Maybe it's Stevie Wonder. - No, no, is jazz. - Okay, guys. Okay. For tonight's grand prize, we have... Show them, Gupta. I found this upstairs. Virgin Air, first class lounge. There you go. And they belong to? - Cher. - Cher? - As in Cher? - Yeah. Cher. I checked it out. There were witnesses. Those are Cher's panties. - Ready? - Hurry up So, will we share the panties? - No, no, no. - Not if I win. - Come on. - Wait a second.
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- Okay. So you are clean. - Good. Let's play cards. I will have money. But Friday. Don't worry about it. We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found. You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come. I have two nines and two nines. Four nines.
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- Careful, careful. - Watch out. Wait. We have a question for you, Viktor. Yeah, we're just curious. What is in the can? - What? This? - Yeah, we saw the x-ray. We know there's no nuts in there.
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Flight number 801 to Narita is now announcing final boarding... "You can't. That is mine." "You can get so confused." Viktor? Well, hi.
