- Scarlet? Scarlet? Scarlet. - Hi. - What are you doing here? - You seen Alex? He's not picking up his phone. Alex is fine. Alex is fine, believe me. In fact, with the way things are going... ...by the end of the night Alex could have a girlfriend. - Alex has a girlfriend? - Yeah, and she's great. She's cute. - Come on, I'll show you. - Where? Walk up the stairs. Walk with me for one sec, I'll show you. So how ever did you get the newest version of Halo? It's not due out for another six months. Well, let's just say I said some things to the Make-A-Wish people... ...that I'm not totally proud of.
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Go! Go! Go!
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- You little... - Shh, shh, shh, hello? Hey, buddy. No, no, no, I got time. Ha. I know, right? Look, listen, she was my doubles par...
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You took the road not taken. And I get the yard.
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You're the best decision I ever made, I just forgot.
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Do you need anything else? No, we're fine.
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...20 years.
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Yeah, I'm gonna put you down because this was a lot easier before.
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Ouch. Oh, ow. I got shot. Did I get shot or did I get...? Someone got powned.
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I can explain.
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Hey! Get off of there!
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Adults can have that, though. Well, I'll work on it. Maybe I'll jog home.
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Yeah, well, the divorce isn't final for another two weeks, so you have no right. Really? So I've spent the last 18 years of my life listening to you whine... ...about the things you could've done without me, and I have no right? - It's just I put a lot of work into this yard. - Did you? Really? Like the barbeque pit? Yeah. Yeah. The way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it... ...and then you spent the next two days complaining about... ...if you had gone to college, you could've hired someone to do it. - I don't think it was a whole two days. - Or the hammock over here. Yeah. I think you quit that one because you just decided not to try anymore. Look, try to see things from my point of view. I am extremely disappointed with my life. I never asked you to marry me. Yeah, but I did. Well... ...you don't have to do me any more favors, then. We're not going to hold each other back anymore, okay? - Scar... - I'll see you at court, okay? At the trial. Scarlet. Naomi! - You came. Of course I came. What bridesmaid would I be if I didn't hold your hand during the divorce? Now, just remember. The first one's always the hardest. - Mike. - Naomi. - Naomi. - I don't care. Let's get going. We got to get you ready. Back on the market. Yeah, I'm a real catch. Single mom with two teenage kids and manure caked under my fingernails. You'll do great. You got the butt of a 12-year-old boy. That's terrific. I hope our daughter heard that. Ugh. When was the last time you waxed?
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Hello?! Hello?! What the? Oh, no! Oh, man.
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Um... O'Donnell!
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She doesn't put out, anyway.
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Anyways, I, uh, came over here... I was looking for you. I wanted to invite you to my party. I don't know if you want to come. - Yes. I would love to. - Yeah. - Great. That's exciting. - Thank you! - Aah! Yay! - Yes. Yay. - Thank you. - That's very exciting. I know, it's great. Ha, ha. See you tonight.