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Shift's over, Jer.

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Fiona.

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- All right. Thanks for the ride, Jerry. - All right. No problem, Fiona. Have a good night.

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- We're gonna conga tomorrow. - Conga?

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What are you doing this weekend?

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I got a date with Fiona on Friday night, from England. Well, fuck me. I'm an asshole. I apologize, man. You were right. Cat food's in the kitchen, Jer, and I can't open the can. I don't have thumbs.

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We're just gonna go around the table, okay? Can your comment wait? I just wanna say that the picnic is gonna be a good place to reach out and form relationships with other people.

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We all wanna get out of here, so, John, you'll be setting up the barbecue grills in the parking lot. Dave's bringing drinks. Sheryl's providing decorations, and Fiona's doing the music. Any questions? Yeah. I've got an idea, while we were sitting here. You know the office corridor? I thought it would be the perfect place for a conga line.

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- How do you know about the picnic? - I know everything, Jerry. - At 6:00... - I'm not talking to you. They mock you the second you leave the room, Jerry. - You're an unstable crybaby. - I am not a crybaby. You're crying right now, liar. Come on. The only reason they don't fire your ass is because you're so hopelessly pathetic, you amuse them. Shut up!

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- Like at a wedding? - Or a cruise ship. It's really easy, anyone can conga. I'll set my head on fire before I conga. Men are afraid to dance. The male ego is too fragile. I'm not afraid. I'm a man. I think it sounds real fun.

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I'm thinking that this is a real good time for a walk. Jerry? I think that's a fantastic idea. You're out your league. She drinks tea in carriages and fucks men with names like Nigel or Aidan or Lord Ribblesdale. Not Jerry Hickfang. - Go choke on a hairball. - Cat-hater. Come on, Bosco. Let's go, buddy. Come on.

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Yeah, shut up, cat. She's from England, Jerry. In her eyes, you're a ridiculous peasant. Yeah. Guess what? I'm not a peasant, Mr. Whiskers.

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Jerry, Packing and Shipping.

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But you're okay? Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Hello?

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Don't take those pills, Jerry, unless you wanna say goodbye to your old friends. I'm not sure it's a good idea to be talking to your cat, anyway.

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Yeah.

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Shift's over, Jer.

Fiona.

- All right. Thanks for the ride, Jerry. - All right. No problem, Fiona. Have a good night.

- We're gonna conga tomorrow. - Conga?

What are you doing this weekend?

I got a date with Fiona on Friday night, from England. Well, fuck me. I'm an asshole. I apologize, man. You were right. Cat food's in the kitchen, Jer, and I can't open the can. I don't have thumbs.

We're just gonna go around the table, okay? Can your comment wait? I just wanna say that the picnic is gonna be a good place to reach out and form relationships with other people.

- Like at a wedding? - Or a cruise ship. It's really easy, anyone can conga. I'll set my head on fire before I conga. Men are afraid to dance. The male ego is too fragile. I'm not afraid. I'm a man. I think it sounds real fun.

Yeah, shut up, cat. She's from England, Jerry. In her eyes, you're a ridiculous peasant. Yeah. Guess what? I'm not a peasant, Mr. Whiskers.

Jerry, Packing and Shipping.

But you're okay? Yeah.

I don't know.

Hello?

Don't take those pills, Jerry, unless you wanna say goodbye to your old friends. I'm not sure it's a good idea to be talking to your cat, anyway.

Yeah.