There he is, yeah. This is my old servant, Phillip. - So, we're gonna call him. - Yeah. And... ...screen...
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Okay, I'm the main guy in Twilight. You now the main guy? Twilight?
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I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that.
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Yeah, I've got a bit of an eye condition.
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Yes.
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I don't... it's just... I hate... I'll say it. I'm over being a vampire. It's shit.
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Alright. You're eating worms.
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So, don't, don't believe the hype.
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Oh no. I wouldn't eat that.
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- Deacon! - You okay man?
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Alright?
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Why?
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Okay. See you tomorrow.
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Perhaps another couple of years. Perhaps 10 years. Hmm? Like one big circle, just biting each others dicks. You know, they don't even wear shirts, they wear blouses. It's, it's just... ... a big homo-erotic dick biting club. And I'm stuck here, ironing their fucking frills. Also clean the bathroom, please. There's blood everywhere. It is gruesome.
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Really? But now I can't because there's this Nick being a vampire. Sorry, sorry, I thought you killed him 2 months ago. No, I didn't...no... he's a vampire. What do you mean? He jumped in front of your place.
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You know if I had a penis, I would have been... I would have been bitten years ago. I may have to penalize you.