... you think, 'ooh, those are some nice pants!'. - Do work these? - NO! Change it! When you are a vampire, you become very sexy.
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Well, that didn't go so great. Um, I hit the main artery.
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It's been like this the whole time... - Okay, so... - Viago is a little...
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Definitely younger than yourself. Okay, so 18 to 30. So it's a dinner party? - I'll be there? - Yes! - You'll be there! - Dinner Party! - The guys will be there? - Yes! - We'll all be there? - Yes, we will dress up... - Ok, great. - ...and then...eat them.
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And it was daytime.
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Looks like rabies, doesn't it? And I don't know how long after that was, but I like, woke up.
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But, be better if it was warm? So, this is my favorite trick. We present our guest with a plate of bisghetti.
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Jackie! - Sorry Nick. - What are you doing?!
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They didn't kill me. - It looks cool. - Thank you, thank you. Meet some of our friends.
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Received at 4:20 AM: - Stu?! - Hey Deacon.
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Look what you did.
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Probably, I reckon the best thing about being a vampire is flying.
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Jackie? My penis has disappeared. It's a cobra snake. Nobody's gonna mistake your penis for a cobra, Nick, okay? - Believe you me. - What have you put in my bisghetti? Now it is just a..normal penis. I'm out. I'm out. Josefine? Do you like bisghetti?
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Yep, that's nice.
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Look, these freaks...
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She can't, she can't see me from that angle.
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And then, I would say, ' Why don't you eat some bisghetti?' Please, Nick. Eat some bisghetti.
