You think they'll all nod and understand the way your stupid dog does? - I don't know. - Well, I do know. They're gonna throw your ass in jail where tattooed, meth addicts will butt-fuck you daily for 15 years to life. You're a good man who made a mistake. Nobody is gonna rape you, Jerry. - But he did mean to do it. - No. Not the deer. That was an accident. I'm talking about the girl. You wanted to kill her. - Never. - Why'd you take the knife, then? Oh, my God. I'm evil. No, you're not. I've killed things on purpose, Jerry. There's no shame in it. It's instinct. The only time I felt truly alive is when I'm killing. The only time I've ever felt truly alive.
The Voices
7.9s
Our relationship depends on the cooperation of the Department of Corrections. If you become non-compliant, I have to report that.
The Voices
8.1s
Don't take those pills, Jerry, unless you wanna say goodbye to your old friends. I'm not sure it's a good idea to be talking to your cat, anyway.
The Voices
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- I really liked her. - I know you did, buddy.
The Voices
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- Totally. - Thanks for your honesty, Jerry.
The Voices
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I love you guys.
The Voices
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I don't know.
The Voices
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Yeah.
The Voices
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And they'll put me away? Let's not find out. Let's make you compliant. Take the pills. Okay. Okay. Let's not find out.
The Voices
2.3s
What's the matter, buddy?
The Voices
1.8s
Suicidal impulses?
The Voices
2.2s
- No. - No?
The Voices
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Well, it's not the coolest thing in the world, but we are talking about a party in a toilet factory after all. Okay, it's settled, we'll go with a conga line. Moving on. Jerry? I'm setting up the PA system tomorrow, so if everything works out, I'm good to go. And I thank you all. And my extension in shipping is 5-1865. Running for office, Jerry? - No. - Dave, go screw yourself. Sheryl, Dave, come on. We're done here. We'll see you all at the picnic. Anyone who wants the leftover pizza, please take it.