It's just wearing off or something. What's wearing off?
Jennifer's Body
8s
We're talkin' about butt. We're talkin' about legs. We're talking about virtually no impact. This should sell for 14.95.
Jennifer's Body
5.5s
"Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, but the place is just named after a waterfall.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
I'm kinda the shit.
Jennifer's Body
2.9s
Wait. Colin.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
Jennifer's Body
5.1s
Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... that destroyed a popular local nightclub... in Devil's Kettle last night.
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! Goody for you. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate?
Jennifer's Body
26.5s
Hello, Needy. Hi. Jennifer. Hi, Colin. Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. Is he gonna fuck his mom? No� I don't� I don't� I don't think so. Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! Yeah. What? I� - I don't g� How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch.
Jennifer's Body
15.1s
Mmm. Hi, Chip. Hey, hey. Ugh. Get a room. So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date. That's weird.
Jennifer's Body
23.5s
Just one Toast 'Em, huh? I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. I recommend more complex carbo� - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! All right.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
I'll kill him myself.
Jennifer's Body
14.7s
Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- Salty. Salty means beautiful. Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe.
Jennifer's Body
2.4s
Feel my heart, Jonas.
Jennifer's Body
1.5s
Especially Chip.
Jennifer's Body
10.1s
Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, but I knew better. So I did some research. Paranormal research.
Jennifer's Body
8.6s
So... you can take your pain... and you can shove it up your asses, kids.
Jennifer's Body
1m15s
So, you remember the night ofthe fire? I got really messed up. And those guys from Low Shoulder - totally evil. They're basically, like, agents of Satan... with really awesome haircuts. dd Where- Where are we going? You don't have to talk ifyou don't want to. d All right, dear Have a nice year d d Teach the mean girls d d How to be feared d Are you guys rapists? - dd - Oh, God, I hate girls. d You could be satisfied d Are you even sure if she's a fucking virgin, man? Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't know how. So you guys should find somebody who does... know how. See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer. - What did they do to you? - Just let me finish. dd So they drove me out to the falls... and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there.